Good news Batman..

[Matt Mann]

My car will be insured as a tomorrow for REAL.. I bought a new battery and so I'll be out and about. Hopefully I will see some of these new members around.

[Ryan Singh]

Hehe...so I'm guessin' you IS Batmang?

[John Hartman]

Cut to a roof top in a large metropolitan Gothic style city, late at night.  Masked, dark suited hero holding dishevelled criminal type by the scruff of the kneck.  Champaign Talon in the backround purring away.

criminal, shaking in terror "Who are you"
Talon driving crimefigher "I'm MattMann"

[Ryan Singh]

Then a spot light appears in the sky above...illuminating the clouds with a glowing Talon symbol.

[Richard Steger]

  rofl  You guys are great at weaving this yarn, spoofing, etc...

[Matt Mann]

MattMann says to Robin " To the talonmobile" and Robin says "lets go!"......nanananana Matt Mann......Matt Mann...Matt Mann...nananananananananana MATT..MANN.

[John Hartman]

Maybe the modern Robin can be a hot girl?  Not a gayish boy?

not that there is anything wrong with that    Who am I to judge right?

[Matt Mann]

Yeah.... Robin you're FIRED!..Batgirl you're hired 

[John Hartman]

and, just like other Batman tales, a villain is born.  And we understand what made him EVIL.  Rejection, issues with his "confusion"  Lost love from his hero.  Lack of testicle size due to tight fitting undergarments.

[Matt Mann]

Yep you got it.. Evil Matt Mann